i'm completely sober and i mean every word of this

i’m not sure what surrealthemuse is doing but it sounds fun

#TREES CAN’T TALK #I DON’T KNOW WHY MY ASS DIMPLES ARE INVOLVED #SHE’S COMPLETELY SOBER AND SHE MEANS EVERY WORD OF THIS

theohgodofhangovers:

trees is explaining teen wolf to me

“and teen wolf i know there is an old kid and a kid who has no mom and his dad is the whole police

and i think everyone ships the odl kid and some other guy more

that guy has cheekbones come here let me pinch them wowo”

I’m more drunk than an orangutan but less drunk than Ayn Rand. I’m Tony Stark drunk, that’s a good place to be. Thank you for getting me Tony Stark drunk.

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—	multipletrees

multipletrees:

“was she better than me”

not usually a question you mom should ask yourr boyfriedn

multipletrees:

i am too drunk to shop for eitehr earrings or cameras

multipletrees:

calvinandhobbes-daily:

May 21, 1992

yes okaynthis is how i write

multipletrees:

oh no house fi8nale don;t play warren zevon

i love warren zevon

if i could see a dead person do a concert i woould pick i idon;t care how good anyone esle is i love him

multipletrees:

haha i am so drunk

ps i am like aradia irl but i am an aquarius oh well

multipletrees:

oh god i am so drunk but this song is amazing when i am sober.